The Movie Empress

And we're done... before midnight.

Which is more than we can say for last year.  The Grand Vizier and I were just saying that they really need to kick it up a notch -- either in funny or tacky or spectacle or something. But YOU were all fabulous.  We would not have had ANY FUN without you.  Or Salma's dream.  Thanks for reading, really and truly!

Oh, sure, NOW he smiles.

Apparently Cormac only smiles for really BIG awards.  Did anyone else see him mouth the words, "I'm rich, bee-yotch?"

Perhaps...

...Cormac McCarthy has hemorrhoids.

Daniel, Part II

Daniel Day-Lewis just kissed George Clooney.  I hardly know of whom to be more jealous. 

Or Helen Mirren, to have him kneel in front of her. 

A very gracious speech, although I believe Isabelle Adjani is going to track him down and bludgeon him one of these days.

enough

Johnny Depp is either eating chicken wings or he's chewing gum, too.  Do they give out chiclets at the entrance? 

A direct quote from my friend, Ms. Ann

"Okay diablo, we love that you're emotional, and that you wrote such a cool movie, but we don't love that you're wearing a me-jane coochie-showing gown, and what look to be flip flops."

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They're running a Diet Coke ad where one can "win the dress Heidi Klum wore on the red carpet!"  Which is only any good to a person who happens to be the same size as Heidi Klum.

Original Screenplay

I love emotional speeches.

Three female nominees for screenplay...

...shouldn't be such a novelty. 

If you're lucky enough to have a theme song...

...it should be that of Indiana Jones.