The Movie Empress

Tina Fey writes funny, but Tina Fey does not deliver funny. 

And on that note, the Movie Empress has to go wash her hair.  Good night.

Supporting Actor

Captain Schotastic's random generator got the wrong actor but the right movie with Javier Bardem. 

I realize Casey Affleck hasn't been to a lot of awards shows yet, but hopefully he gets rid of the chewing gum by February 24th.

A note on the commercials

Mastercard:  Helping you go into debt for the rest of your life.

Debra Messing looks like a conehead.

And meaning no disrespect, but I don't know why Edie Falco looks surprised at awards shows anymore.

I don't know how long I'm going to keep this up, but it appears that Kevin Bacon and Brad Pitt are wearing the same groundhog on their heads.

And a bottle of cherry cough syrup threw up on Sandra Oh's dress.

SAG Predictions?

The Movie Empress' royal consort, Captain Stochastic, has generated random results to the Screen Actors' Guild Awards tonight. 

The Captain (and his random generator) say that Emile Hirsch will win for best actor, Julie Christie for best actress, Tommy Lee Jones for best supporting actor, Tilda Swinson for best supporting actress, and No Country for Old Men for best ensemble cast.  The Movie Empress admits that, while not infallible (Emile Hirsch?) she thinks this isn't a bad set of bets and has decided to let his predictions stand.